12 definitions by proud conservative

A wanna-be. Easily spotted by the fact that they dress like rappers and black movie roles, and talk ghetto while they live suburban.
I was spoda be born black, but I was born white instead, homey. Damn mom and dad. I'll have to bust a cap in their asses if they don't have my allowance ready, yo.
by proud conservative June 2, 2003
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According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'
by proud conservative July 9, 2003
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The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.
by proud conservative July 21, 2003
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O.K., this is the REAL Proud Conservative. Not his groupie.

The Story of the twinkie defense is thus:
In 1978, Dan White, a former San Francisco city supervisor who had recently resigned his position, entered San Francisco City Hall through a basement window, went upstairs, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk.

Psychiatrist Martin Blinder testified in court that White had been depressed, which led to eating junk food: Twinkies and Coca-Cola. This further deepened White's depression, since he was an ex-athlete and knew that the food was not good for him. This was evidence of his depression that prompted his murder spree. This celebrated diagnosis became known as the "Twinkie defense."
(Taken from www.ohnonews.com)
by proud conservative August 27, 2003
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The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.
Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
by proud conservative September 22, 2003
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