8 definitions by prollygon

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Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.
Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.
by prollygon July 05, 2011

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When a politician strategically responds to a Humans of New York post in order to cover up for the bad things they've done. Similar to pinkwashing or whitewashing but instead using HONY (Humans of New York) to achieve a certain end.
Hillary Clinton demonstrated HONYwashing during her run for 2016 presidency when she responds to a HONY about a gay child fearing for his future. Many people praised her reaching comment, effectively erasing her 2004 statement that marriage is between a man and a woman.
by prollygon October 21, 2015

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An adjective used to describe individuals who enjoy the taste of cilantro. Non-cilantrotypical people taste soap (or some other unpleasant taste) instead of the normal cilantro flavor. Being cilantrotypical is a type of gastronomical privilege. Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not like cilantro.
Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not enjoy bucket loads of cilantro in their Asian soups and burritos.
by prollygon September 06, 2015

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A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.
Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.
by prollygon January 17, 2012

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Talking in all caps lock for an extended period of time, without interruption.
Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert
by prollygon July 03, 2011

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As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.
Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.
by prollygon April 09, 2011

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The universal noise of fucking.
Claire: I've been here the whole time.
Claire: unf unf unf
by prollygon August 18, 2011

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