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5 definitions by prollygon

 
1.
Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.
Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.
by prollygon July 05, 2011
 
2.
A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.
Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.
by prollygon January 17, 2012
 
3.
Talking in all caps lock for an extended period of time, without interruption.
Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert
by prollygon July 03, 2011
 
4.
As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.
Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.
by prollygon April 09, 2011
 
5.
The universal noise of fucking.
Claire: I've been here the whole time.
Claire: unf unf unf
by prollygon August 18, 2011