if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.
"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."
the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).
"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."
People who think & believe that they not only know everything, but they also are always right.
"During an innocent game of Wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumbasses. Proclaiming they'd won before the last player went,"
The act of a person, throughout an entire movie, saying all of the funny lines from the movie directly before the line is said by the actor/actress in the movie.
"Dude. Please stop your incessant prepeating. You're totally ruining our movie experience!!"
The holiday celebrated by atheists while others celebrate Christmas or Chanukah.
"For the last few years I've been feeling a little awkward about wishing my boyfriend, an atheist, a Merry Christmas. So, this year I'm gonna try out 'Have an Indifferent Atheostica' & see how that feels."
a nasty bastard.
"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."
A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."