Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.
The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.
Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...
The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.
Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.