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2 definitions by priestofb

a sommoflange is a tool that is completely and utterly useless, serving no purpose whatsoever.

can also be used as a disease of mental incompetence, usually written as sommoflangitis.

taken from the blundercats flash.
"what the fuck's a sommoflange?!"
by priestofb November 03, 2004
Man flan is another term for man pudding, man juice, or semen.
would you like to sample my man flan?
by priestofb October 26, 2004