The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!