A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look
at a car?
for you Andrea.
N: You guys aren't going
at a car at night are you?
E: Yes we are, and this
is totally not a bad idea.
N: I want no part of this
E: Dude, this
car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything
else weird going
on with it. We should not look
at the carfax or have a mechanic look
at it first and should buy it right
now. I am good at reading
people, and we should buy this right
now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.
A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.
J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy
crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius
Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!