The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.
Announcer: This is Skeeter.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
People who think the only good Pokemon games are Red, Blue and Yellow.
Genwunner: hey, kid what are you playing?
8 year-old kid: Pokemon Black version.
Genwunner: What is this world coming to?
8 year-old kid: stupid Genwunners.
The more you spend time with someone, the less you like them.
Karen: I thought the new guy was cool at first, but, now, I think he's a douche.
Jenna: he's got a total Mitt Romney effect.
Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.
Larry David: you happy with that park?
pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?
Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?
pig parker: what am I?
Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
The act of brushing your pubic hair.
Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?
John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
A major asshole who is loaded up with tattoos because he thinks they make him like a badass.
Hostess: Welcome, sir, how may I help you?
Tatthole: Fuck you, I'm a badass!
Hostess: What a tatthole.