13 definitions by potato sack

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

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An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.
Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!
by Potato Sack July 23, 2013

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A girl who is down to ride as soon as the guy she's messing around with calls her. She's game for anything from parking garage hummers to riding his weenus while his wifey is away.
Victoria has achieved booty call status but won't admit it.
by Potato Sack July 15, 2010

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The lowest form of internet troll. Spends his days randomly weeding out perfectly good urban dictionary definitions, thus depriving the world of humor and entertainment. The only opportunity to slip a new definition past the troll, I mean editor, is to submit the new entry during the small window when the troll emerges from his grandmother's basement to microwave another hot pocket.
Scralph: Hey, Potato Sack, you need to submit some new Urban Dictionary definitions.

Potato Sack: Yeah I know, but the Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them. Bunch of trolls...

Bulge: You need to find the sweet spot when the troll is out of the basement warming up a hot pocket.

Troll/Editor: *softly singing jingle in front of the microwave* "Hawwwwwt pocket...mmmmmmmmm" *troll orgasms*
by Potato Sack May 28, 2016

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The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.
Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:

Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"

Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."

Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."

Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"

Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."
by Potato Sack June 11, 2009

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Street slang for a venereal disease that causes constant disgust and discomfort. Makes one feel filthy and itchy like a hot dirty chode during a hot Alabama summer.
Mike: Man, I feel filthy. I think that hooker gave me the Reince Priebus.

Donald: But it's the best Reince Priebus, and it's good because it's the best and it's good.

Mike: Shut the fuck up already, Donald!
by Potato Sack November 30, 2016

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