n.- a creature only believed to exist in the fantasies of Venezuelan supermodels. This mythical being is said to take the form of a man with three legs (however, there are accounts that state the third leg doesn't seem to be used for walking).
Deemed unfit to exist alongside normal men, it exists in the 4th dimension. This is perhaps the reason why it seamlessly transports itself from a woman's fantasy to her undercarriage.
Approach with caution.
hoochie 1: damn... my boyfriend did not know what he was doing last night. Good thing I was visualizing a Salvador
hoochie 2: yea girl, i feel you...but you know Salvador is mine right?