One who is beyond the traditional definition of being drunk
. They must meet 2 of the following 3 requirements:
1) Take prescription medications with copious amounts of alcohol. These prescription medications must not include antibiotics, antifungals, or antidepressants. They must fall into one of the following categories: Valium, Vicodin (or Vicodin derivatives), Xanax. A mix of all three categories is preferable.
2) Eat Whataburger late at night and not remember doing so the following day. Or if one does remember, they must consider it the most delicious food ever to grace the planet known as Earth.
3) One must pass out during mid french fry ketchup (or catsup) dip with one's hand gracing the ketchup (or catsup) container and/or dish.