95 definitions by poop

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself
Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!
by poop April 09, 2005

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a fake rolex worn by branden
Branden:you guys look at my cool new rolex
Spencer:its more of a gaylex
All:ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!
by poop December 03, 2004

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that guy that signs off and on or goes to and back away seemingly every 5 seconds.
"...s to the i to the m ...thats him"
by poop January 05, 2005

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The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003

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n.total dickheads
adj. to have the qualities of a dickhead
1. Al Qaeda is a group of dickheads.
2. George was being totally Al qaeda today.
by poop April 08, 2005

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1. a ciggarette
2. a person who wont break the rules
1.gotta square
2.dude ur a fucking square
by poop December 08, 2003

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german word for "pilonidal cyst".

a steissbeinfistel is an inflamation at the top of your ass that builds little channels in your skin to spite out the matter.

if you once get this disease you should go to a surgeon. the surgeon will cut a big piece off you ass. if you're a lucky one it won't never come back.
fistel-victim: "treasure, I got a pilonidal cyst!"
treasure: "gfy!!!!111!!"
by poop April 16, 2005

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