Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.
He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.
Oh, but he's not.
Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.
Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS