14 definitions by poll hereford

fart a banana

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

by poll hereford October 23, 2009

dooverlacky

A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of

Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.

by poll hereford October 20, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by poll hereford November 3, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by poll hereford November 3, 2009

hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.

The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.

by poll hereford November 2, 2009

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

by poll hereford November 4, 2009

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by poll hereford November 3, 2009