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17 definitions by polipotter

 
1.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
 
2.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.
"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
 
3.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
 
4.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
 
5.
What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.
"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
 
6.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
 
7.
What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.
"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009