1 definition by polinski

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Allowing hoes, hussies, bitches, whores, sluts, tramps, scallywags or any other type of female the option (or more so request) to take their shirts off and run around a specified location with titties out.
Hey ladies...would you like to take a dip in the toptional hottub?
by polinski August 11, 2009

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