When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
When someone gets a tan, but is so tan that they are mistaken for african american and get their ass thrown out into the cotton field.
"Have you guys seen Reese anywhere?"
"Didn't you hear? He got a slave tan and became a slave"