3 definitions by plunkard
DEFINITION -
When you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male sex. Studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.
HISTORY -
The first "recorded" lesbian bomb occurred in Northern America, somewhere in the early 21st century. A young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her sexuality. The young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. It came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.
WARNING TO READER -
Lesbian Bombing can occur under these circumstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, The female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, You are friends with the female but she doesn't know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
When you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male sex. Studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.
HISTORY -
The first "recorded" lesbian bomb occurred in Northern America, somewhere in the early 21st century. A young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her sexuality. The young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. It came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.
WARNING TO READER -
Lesbian Bombing can occur under these circumstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, The female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, You are friends with the female but she doesn't know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
Example of Lesbian Bomb.
Male: Hey, I really like you, I want to be more than a friend.
Female: I don't know what to say to that. I am not as interested in males as much as I am with females.
Male: I Hate my life, I'm going to kill myself.
Female: That's fine.
Male: Hey, I really like you, I want to be more than a friend.
Female: I don't know what to say to that. I am not as interested in males as much as I am with females.
Male: I Hate my life, I'm going to kill myself.
Female: That's fine.
by plunkard May 9, 2008
Alex: I totally got some action from a tomato last night.
Micah: Whoa! you didn't tell me you were into vegiality. We can't be friends anymore..
Micah: Whoa! you didn't tell me you were into vegiality. We can't be friends anymore..
by plunkard April 8, 2008