acronym for That's Why I Suck at Life. Used as a verb.
Can also be used for others, not just "I".
Usually follows the admission of a bad choice. Preceded by "Annnnnnddddd........"
Example: My lame ex-boyfriend called last night & asked if we could have sex. I said yes annnnndddd twisal.
Example: She stayed drunk for 3 days & missed our snowboarding trip. That's why she twisals.
Example: You're twisaling right now.