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2 definitions by plantlife

 
1.
Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
by plantlife November 21, 2006
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2.
A person who rides the jock of a DJ simply because they are a DJ. Just being a DJ, and not even a good one, can garner you a DJ Ho. DJs will often use DJ hoes to carry their heavy record bags. Like a groupie for DJs.
This DJ sucks, I can't believe how many DJ Hoes are on his nuts...

These records weigh a grip, I wish I had a DJ Ho to carry them.
by plantlife November 20, 2006
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