A stinkywinkle is a type of jellyfish that likes to eat perrywinkles. During the summer months when Perrywinkles are abundant the Stinkywinkle can be found in large numbers close to shore. When hungry Stinkywinkles have been known to shoot up the bum hole in search of fresh Perrywinkles.
Warning - Stinkywinkle area. Wear tight swimming attire and wash yer bum well and before entering the water.
An Ausiwinkle is a very ugly, stinky creature that is found in Western Australia. Thought to be related to the yankywinkle in many ways it is very similar, E.G. uncouth, loud, completely uncultured and a pain in the arse most of the time. However unlike the yankywinkle that finds alcohol a poison, the ausiwinkle likes to give the impression of consuming vast amounts of alcohol usually while standing at their place of worship called the Barbie. As everything in Western Australia must be in bed by 9 pm the ausiwinkles ability to 'consume vast amounts of alcohol' is obviously impossible.
Look ! There's another ausiwinkle going to bed early. Bloody lightweights.
An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
Quick pass me Perry's pint while he's in the toilet, this itchywinkle is driving me mad.
A Perrytwinkle is a person who has a very small dick. He is also sometimes sets fire to his farts, this is possible as his balls are even smaller than his dick so don't get in the way, but they do however sometimes catch fire.
Quick get a bucket of water ! Perrytwinkle is on fire again.