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Mandy Moore is a very talented and beautiful singer/actress. She also comes off as genuinely sweet in her interviews. She also has the most beautiful pair of long legs!
Mandy Moore's boyfriend is one lucky bastard!
a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls
Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!
Slang term for a flamboyantly gay man; a "flamer" as opposed to a normal gay man
A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!
Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!
The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!
"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus
To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
Slang term for eating at a sit-down restaurant and leaving without paying; "dining" then "ditching" the check!
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