2 definitions by piss in ya sausage house

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parted vagina lips
1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

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the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds
man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"
by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

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