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An individual who possesses the most unique combination of hair, skin, and eyes. Redheads make up only 3% of the world population. Redheads are often thought to have short tempers, which can be true. Nonetheless, they are beautiful, no matter how angry they get.

Scientific studies discovered that redheads are not like the general populous; in fact, redheads can feel 20% more pleasure/pain than those with a different hair color. It also takes 20% more alcohol/anesthesia to subdue a redhead (By the way, you cannot receive these effects from your colorist. Don't be ignorant).

There are many people who don't believe attractive redheads exist, and then there are those who think all redheads are sexy as hell. This is the only case can be said about any hair color; it's just a matter of perception and genetics.

Side Note: Some of the people who have written definitions for redheads say completely false and idiotic things such as, "they're bitchy all the time," and "the majority of them are unattractive." They try using persuasive language and their DeVry online degree in science to prove their point. In actuality, they are are bitter, arrogant, never-been-dumped pansies with a redheaded ex-girlfriend (Quit whining, you pussy. That's why she dumped you).
Guy 1: Who knew redheads were interesting and sexy?
Guy 2: Yeah, anyone who says differently is a complete tool.
by pippi short stockings January 28, 2010

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