1. a small town on Highway 101 between Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo. Founded in 1766 by a colony of Danish homosexuals who had been rejected from the northern region of present day California, it has established itself as one of the least relevant places in world. The rich history of Solvang is easily recognizable in the queer-esque architecture that fills the downtown area and the satanic music looping through birdhouse speakers outside every shop.
2. if Mitt Romney had a Players Club, this is where it would be.
"why would i go to solvang? if i wanted $20 grams and bitches who give handjobs i would just go to back to junior high."
"welcome to beautiful Solva... oh.. ok well have a safe trip to Santa Barbara!"
#bakersfield#boring#mayonnaise#danish village#the vang#too many white people#bro hymn