Subscribe English
look up any word, like queef:

1 definition by piledriver1000

 
1.
1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)
Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....
by piledriver1000 September 04, 2011
10 9