An affluent community in Strathcona County in Alberta, Canada east of Edmonton. People from Sherwood Park (or The Park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from Edmonton. The population of Sherwood Park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. This causes people from neighboring Edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards Sherwood Park, and its residents as Edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. Sherwood Park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. Sherwood Park residents only go into Edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.
Edmonton resident; "Where do you live?"
Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"
Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"
Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Mostly ghetto, Edmonton has a crime rate higher than all other places on Earth combined. Several murders per day are not uncommon. Most residents of Edmonton spend their miserable days lined up for free soup, or sitting in Emergency to have stab wounds sewn up. Poorly run, and freezing cold all year, Edmonton is full of empty malls, and East Indians.
Edmonton resident "Why do I live in Edmonton? I wish I was dead"
Edmonton Resident 2 "Go get on the LRT, you'll be stabbed and die before you know it"