Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has Maple Syrup, Hockey, Universal Healthcare, Peace, Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's), Nicer People; Better Winter Sports, AND Superior Penis's
Mexican: Dude. Whats that country up north?
American: Cana-stan? Ca-iraq?
Mexican: No, no, no! The place with Canadians!
American: Shutup, i can't hear you over the free donuts and hockey.