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10 definitions by phyrexian buttraper

 
1.
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Initial phoneme that may be substituted for the sound "f" in English, in order to make a word seem hip or for emphasis. See also phat.
Ex: Phat Phred phaked the phull phunk, so Philly Phill philled his phace with phoul phshizzle, ya heard ph00l??
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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2.
The rarest bird in this cartoon. See somebody get this freaking duck away from me.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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3.
Homestar Runner's exclamation in a deleted scene from Yellow Dello.
Ex: "Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!" shrieked Homestar Runner.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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4.
1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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5.
another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.
Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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6.
An alleged human being that is used exclusively for gratuitious sex. See also cherry, punk, gimp, assbeast, and strawberry.
"I'll phreak you like a sex-o-lette"-- Lenny Kravitz
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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7.
Another term for bitch. Probably a development from bitch-->bizzatch-->bizzratch-->bratch.
Ex: man, I had to waste that bratch after she gave me the cleaveland steamer. How did she do that?
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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