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2 definitions by photojennalist

A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.
Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.
by photojennalist March 09, 2009
The new name for Florida, the state that leads the nation in foreclosures.
We're moving to Foreclosida, we hear houses there are going for pennies on the dollar!
by photojennalist March 05, 2009