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2 definitions by photojenna

A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.
by photojenna July 10, 2008
Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!
by photojenna July 10, 2008