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2 definitions by photojenna

 
1.
A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.
by photojenna July 10, 2008
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2.
Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!
by photojenna July 10, 2008
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