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pooting (poo-t-ing) verb

The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games
I'm totally pooting all over your face right now.

I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again
by philipius maxximus Kohnimus April 27, 2011
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