4 definitions by philadave69

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When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.
Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!
by philadave69 March 27, 2009

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Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.

Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.

Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.

Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."
by philadave69 May 17, 2009

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What you do to make up silly definitions at Urban Dictionary.
Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?

Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!

Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
by philadave69 March 27, 2009

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Anything that is not a penis.
Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"
by philadave69 May 17, 2009

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