5 definitions by phaterection

Top Definition
points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes
Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!
by phaterection October 21, 2006
Someone or something that is considered bad or not good.
Guy 1: Hey that guy just ran off with our gibbons!
Guy 2: Yeah that was so unlad
by phaterection October 21, 2006
A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!
by phaterection June 14, 2007
A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!
by phaterection January 31, 2007
A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight
by phaterection January 30, 2007

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