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1 definition by phatcat513

A female with extremely large breasts who has mastered the art of beating the shit out of drunk guys who leave the bar with her, or who she just doesn't like, entirely with her large uncanny bazooka balloons.
Jim: what happened to your eye there fella?

Ricky: man i thought i met a real nice lady last night, but turns out she was a no good titty bopper!
by phatcat513 March 29, 2011
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