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18 definitions by phantom5

 
15.
Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy or known as the wicked bitch of Hell. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was upset that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded threat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she would die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to summon her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.

Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.
"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."

"Ain't nobody working for her shall give her no bad news."
by phantom5 August 04, 2005
 
16.
Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was pisst that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded treat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she'd die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.

Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.
"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."
by phantom5 August 04, 2005
 
17.
Anyone that doesn't have cable or even a videogames system.

What people are in Mexico.
We're so poor we can't pay attention.
by phantom5 February 13, 2005
 
18.
The Arabian story about a terrorist who falls in love with a hot Arab Priness called Jasmine, finds a magic lamp with a genie inside it and has to save the kingdom from So Dam In Sane.
Aladdin works for George Bush.
by phantom5 February 13, 2005