Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious
psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early
on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited
- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell
and not purchasing a Taco
- Craving Taco
- Trying to make
at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco
creation at the wall, screaming
"THIS WILL NEVER
BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO
BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating
Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store
any buy it.
I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will
become sick and irritable. For long road
trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple
s" as I call them, in order
to make the journey
until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.