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10 definitions by petey mik

 
1.
Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.
by Petey Mik March 13, 2008
 
2.
8.
The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.
by Petey Mik February 29, 2008
 
3.
The day George Bush rick rolls you.
OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!

*finds shelter*
by Petey Mik May 09, 2008
 
4.
Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".
Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
by Petey Mik April 11, 2008
 
5.
A 24 hour-a-day establishment with the purpose of serving people food. Usually the stupid kids, who want to be cool and skip cool, will go to Miller's and get caught since the cops look there for kids. During the week of finals, this diner is filled with hundreds of Northampton High School students-- very hungry students-- eager for the coming summer weather.
Heather and I are gonna go for some lunch at Miller's after our finals. We'll get a ride there to beat the huge crowd.

Dude, you want to skip and go to Miller's?

Millers is overpriced and there are better places around town to go eat at.
by Petey Mik February 24, 2008
 
6.
OPEC v2.

Instead of oil, this time, it's rice.
Jesus Christ! This rice is $3.50 a gallon! When I was your age, I could by rice for under a dollar per gallon! Those were the days... I call shenanigans on OREC!

Greedy rice bastards.
by Petey Mik May 03, 2008
 
7.
The ultimate goal of the teen suffering from acne.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.
It took me 3 years to get clear skin, because acne treatment is complete crap.

My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.
by Petey Mik February 21, 2008