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24 definitions by persephone~

 
1.
Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...
I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.
by Persephone~ March 25, 2009
 
2.
To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
by Persephone~ February 19, 2009
 
3.
A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.
by Persephone~ January 17, 2009
 
4.
IRS
Income
Reduction
System
The IRS took all my money.
by Persephone~ January 11, 2010
 
5.
What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 03, 2009
 
6.
A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.
(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!
by Persephone~ December 26, 2008
 
7.
THE MOST AWESOMEST LIVE ALBUM EVERRRR!! LOTSA SWEARING, BUT I DON'T CARE!!! ALMOST AS GREAT AS DISTANCE TO HERE.
guy: Whatcha up to?
girl: Shut up! I'm listening to Throwing Copper
by Persephone~ December 24, 2008