24 definitions by persephone~

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Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...
I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.
by Persephone~ March 25, 2009
To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
by Persephone~ February 19, 2009
A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.
by Persephone~ January 17, 2009
IRS
Income
Reduction
System
The IRS took all my money.
by Persephone~ January 11, 2010
What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 03, 2009
PIC
Partner In Crime
Erik Destler and Madame Giry,
Superman and Wonder Woman,
Brian and Stewie,
Homer and Bart,
Evey and V,

...Examples of classic PIC's
by Persephone~ August 24, 2009
A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.
(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!
by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

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