2.) A gorrilla-like creature that thinks it is human. Usually from Colombia these moronic beings think themselves better than others. In reality these thugs are thought of as the scum that sticks to your shoe and doesn't come off easily.
3.) A form of retardation that inhibits kindness for other people.
4.) A kiss-ass
"Eww I got some Alberto on my foot and it won't come off."
"Did you hear what that guy said yesterday? Its so mean only an Alberto would speak such words."
"The poor girl her newborn boy has Alberto syndrome because she did drugs while she was pregnant."