1 definition by penguinboy561
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A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops. "We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate." Mother: "No, come along Bort." Man: "Are you talking to me?" Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort." |
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