1 definition by pelk8103

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Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.
Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.
by pelk8103 July 04, 2011

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