A strange, hairy beast that lurks around
Perthshire, Scotland. One should retain
a reasonable distance from this
fabled monster, it has been known to smother victims with it's gigantic moustache.
It is known to feed mainly on Pom Bears
and Double Decker chocolate bars, so if you do find
yourself caught in it's hairy trap, it is possible to avert it's attention by waving one of the aforementioned items under it's nose.