2 definitions by paulyballgame
The act of standing at the urinal when you realize that you need to take a shit, so you quickly penguin foot it over to the nearest stall. Thus going from #1 to #2 in rapid fashion.
"Man I just doubled down in the shitter."
"I nearly shit my pants at the urinal, but I ended up Doubling Down just in time."
"I nearly shit my pants at the urinal, but I ended up Doubling Down just in time."
by paulyballgame September 5, 2013
While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.
"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."
by paulyballgame May 5, 2017