3 definitions by paul grant

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The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.
I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.
by Paul Grant March 19, 2007

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A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.
A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"
by paul grant August 23, 2007

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a person who when wanting sex will buy it
Q: Are you bi-sexual?
A: No! i am Buy-sexual, when i want sex i buy it!
by paul grant February 23, 2008

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