4 definitions by paul z ated
n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.
a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.
a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.
n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"
a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'
a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'
by paul z ated January 26, 2014
"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"
"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"
"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"
by paul z ated March 25, 2014
American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.
me: what a game last night
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
by paul z ated July 4, 2016
Any male that lives next to a lesbian couple. Often sought for advice on raising male children, or as a checkpoint/soundboard for the juxtaposition of female/male lifestyles.
The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.
The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.
"Xabder is out of control. He won't play sports with the other boys. He won't finish his meals. Are we losing him?"
"He's 9."
"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."
"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."
"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."
"Make sure to be subtle.."
"He's 9."
"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."
"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."
"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."
"Make sure to be subtle.."
by paul z ated August 2, 2016