1 definition by passedgas

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1. mobile sperm bank.
2. hominid that evolved to grow legs so as not to leave snail-like tracks.
3. a dishwasher that won't wear out for 50 years. requires a TON of maintenance.
4. owner of a landbound clam.
i'm going to get shit-faced drunk and then roll over to Rosie's and deposit a load into her clam.

good thing Martha has legs, otherwise her slimy cooter would leave tracks on the ground
by passedgas January 31, 2005
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