When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
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