1 definition by paria

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a tall, scrawny piece of shit. most commonly known to whore around with a variety of girls yet his performance is rather weak in bed and he has an abnormally small penis. most simply put, a chris mccready is an asshole, douche bag, pussy, mother fucking cock sucker with moles all over his body which are quite a turn off. In his natural habitat, he is picked on by all males bigger than him for his pathetic and pussy-like attitude.
Look at that tall pussy with moles and a small dick!

Yeah, thats Chris Mccready.
by paria June 12, 2011

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