lovely, big titties.
man, she's got a set of flesh pumpkins on her.
a rather small penis
. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie
he's got a cock
like a bookie's pencil.
A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool
I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.
a z-list celebrity. someone who's only claim to fame is having appeared on a reality tv show or other no-brain entertainment.
"they aren't so much a celebrity, more like an obscurity"
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